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by Garry Reed
DAYS OF OUR LIES - Interior - Congressional Office – Day - Corn Lobbyist Wheeler Deeler confronts Senator Flip Phlopper in his Washington DC office. Lobbyist: (emotional) I've given you everything. I embraced your body politic with my assets. I caressed your palm with hush money. I've gotten you high in our corporate jet. Now I catch you with that scrawny little two-faced soybean lobbyist slut! Senator: (defensive) Wheeler, listen, it didn't mean a thing. I just went to her smoke-filled room for a little cronyism, that's all. Lobbyist: You were whispering sweet No-Nothings in her earmarks, weren't you? Admit it! Senator: No, no, we didn't become strange bedfellows.